Promoting beauty, wealth, and power across Azeroth!

Goblin-owned and operated, BIG BOMBS is a modeling agency with a growing lifestyle and beauty brand that aims to empower all our glam pals across Azeroth with luxury experiences and products!

• Meet the Original Bomb Babes
• Photo Packages
• Product Catalogue

Brynzi Trix

Fashion forward glam gob Brynzi Trix is the CEO of BIG BOMBS modeling agency. A goblin-owned and operated company that works to promote 'Beauty, Wealth and Power across Azeroth!' their brand being seductive yet tasteful pin-ups and calendars. Hailing from Kezan, Bryn clawed her way out of Drudgetown with her diva attitude and a talented eye for style!Being a diva isn't just about looking extravagant and perfect all the time however. It is about using your voice to do something useful! Spread the wealth and dash a little confidence dust on everything as you go! Her motto being "Know your worth and then add tax!"Anything and everything fashion related, she has interests and advice on! From head to toe she's in the know! Sharing a positive fashion influence from Kalimdor to the Eastern Kingdoms, and all those places in between!A true entrepreneur, Brynzi also works as a fashion columnist for the Azeroth Times and moonlights as a healer for Rutilus Luna!

Alfinea Hotwrench

Born in Kezan but raised on the streets of the floating city of Dalaran. Alfie is not your typical goblin; having been removed from the culture and living a very privileged lifestyle. Alfie studied to be a archivist for the Kirin-tor, learning all types of magic while perfecting her fire, conjuration and aberration spells.Hard working, the mage works two careers. One with Rutilus Luna as a mage within the Arcane Labs, and as a successful accountant for the organization. While working for Rutilus Luna, she eventually met her husband and started a family.Best friends with Brynzi, co-founding BIG BOMBS modeling agency was clearly her next big move! Working together they live out their fantasies of being successful business owners. The pair seem to continuously find success and opportunities as they go! Expansion of the company has proved to be hard work but is nothing this fiery intellectual can't handle. Alfie thrives on being challenged and pushing for perfection!Alfie has an eye for detail and has helped several of Brynzi's visions come to fruition, including their brands ever-popular "Clutch Bags of Holding!"

Photo Packages

Package A.
Head shots! Big Bombs can gussy up ya mug and brighten ya look ta twinkle like a star! We'll provide hair styln and make-up services ta do away wit any undesired greys, blemishes or wrinkles! Head shots are a great thing ta grab fah lockets, ID's, applyin and puttin yaself out there fah work. Yanno, business junk!
$ (150k gold value package or commission fee)

Package B.
Portrait and bust shots go wit out sayin but I'll say it anyway this will be ya face and a portion of ya body. These are perfect fah frames at ya work space, home or sendin off ta relatives or crushes! Again: glam up services, hair and make-up- leave it ta us ta shine youse up! All ya gotta do is smile fah tha camera!
$ (250k gold value package or commission fee)

Package C.
Tha BIG ticket item right here, a full body shoot wit or wit out a background ta match a mood, theme or look. This will include a pamperin package wit your experience; catering and drinks, a beauty team ta spruce ya up, as well as a modelin coach ta help capture those perfect angles. We specialize in pin-ups and so we like ta keep our work classy! So keep that in mind please when youse decide ta contract us.
*Couple shoots can be negotiated
$ (350k gold value package or commission fee)

Smell desirable and wealthy wit some of our top of tha line fragrances, endorsed AND worn by our Bomb Babes. Perfumes and Colognes that'll be sure ta turn heads and get youse noticed, fah awl tha right reasons! Our blends of floral, fruity and fun odors are a blend ya simply must get ya hands on!
(Some products may contain glitta that will cause you to sparkle and shine with confidence)

Samples: 1.5ml - 25ml (0.05oz - 0.85oz) $ 2 gold
Standard: 30ml - 100ml (1oz - 3.4oz) $ 4 gold
Large: 125ml - 200ml (4.23oz - 6.76oz) $ 12 gold
Extra large: 200ml and above, including 250ml (8.45oz) $ 16 gold

CA$H MONEY
Our top of tha line scent that'll have ya smelln like a million bucks! Flaunt it if ya got it - and wit this odor youse will definitely get it (wink wink) from dates, ta jobs, ta promotions this perfume will carry ya to tha top! Vanilla and Golden Lotus make a irresistible combo ta earn all tha W's in Azeroth!

TNT
An outright BLAST of sultry scents ta allure those ya want ta notice you! Its got complex smoky notes of juniper tar wit tha sweetness of toasted marshmallows. Youse gonna smell good enough ta eat, totally delicious!

Pheromone Explosion
Transforms ya inta a livin, breathing aphrodisiac! Dis scents liable ta attract anyone! Experience a floral blast of Azerothian wild flowers, amber wit a citrus dash fah freshness!

Bombs Away
Bombs Away and become tha bomb! Blow up any scene youse enter wit our cologne. A marriage of expensive-irresistible scents merged togetha like patchouli and saffron ta humble brag to everyone without sayn out loud "I'm Rich."

Danger Zone
Uh oh! This cologne is hazardous if ya allergic ta attention! You'll be in danger of turning heads and being noticed! A fusion of sage, bergamot and grizzly pines.

Shrapnel No. 5
Allows ya ta flex on and smell bettah than all tha other fellows! Smells like leatha, hints of sandalwood and laden wit spices! Does NOT contain actual shrapnel but WILL have explosive results wit tha ladies!

Our beauty products will make ya shine and glow all over, youse gonna look youthful and smell totally divine! Lookin and feelin' nice neva goes outta style!

Glimmer Missile
A body glitta product safe on skin, hair, and fur! Coconut oil base wit a boost of floral freshness. Shine bright like an Azerothian diamond and smell good doin it.
$ 10 gold

Ballistic Nail Polish
Keep ya claws sharp and ya manicure sparklin! Just brush on a coat or two and ya nails and claws will be done right!
• Shimmering Pearl
• Twinkle Sprinkle
• Gun Metal Glitta
• Blush Blast
• Goldrush Glam
$ 2 gold (each)

Bath Bombs
Make a splash wit our bath bombs and soak ya troubles away! You'll be feelin' exfoliated and fresh, smellin' like ya just got paid!
• Bubble Bath and Chill (Lavender)
• Sultry Sage (Sage and Pink Epsom Salts)
• Sinna ta Winna (Vanilla and Honey)
• Rose Rocket (Azerothian Rose)
• Berry Blast (Berry and Citrus)
• Tropical Paradise (Coconut and Tropical Flowers)
$ 1 gold (each)

Dynamite Hair and Fur Oil
A perfectly blended aroma combo BLAST of Cirrus Flower and Dusk Lily for a refreshing floral boost! Controls frizz and gives a noticeable healthy shine to your hair or coat!
$ 10 gold

Heat Sleeker Missile
A robust scent of spice and cedar wood with a touch of smoke, a perfect masculine musk to polish up with! Gives hair or fur a healthy luxurious shine that improves over multiple applications. It's perfect ta tame any fly away strands or frizzy unruly do's! You'll be in total control and detonate perfect hair!
$ 10 gold

Warhead Wave Mousse
You'll be makin' waves wit this light hold mousse on ya luscious locks or plush furry coat! It's voluminous formula will give ya a healthy bounce and healthy shine. Not only that, it'll moisturize ya fur or hair preventing damage like split ends and breakage! Comes in the fresh, clean scent of Pandaren Peach and saltwater!
$ 10 gold

Designed by Brynzi herself, represent your favorite Goblin gals in style and comfort! Made with a blend of Runecloth and Windwool, these pieces have a magical shimmer and will help you shine!

HYPE Horsie Tank
We love a fun pool floaty at Big Bombs! GET HYPED for summer style and FUN with this Horsie tank sure to turn heads and make you stand out and shine!$ 1 gold

Roses Set
This tank and shorts set sports a simple yet elegant design featuring pink roses! This stylish set can function as leisurewear when you're out on the town and is comfortable enough to wear as pajamas! Get ya beauty sleep!$ 2 gold

BB Crop Tee
Show off your BB pride with this crop tee! Tell 'em what you're all about, "Not Fragile Like A Flower, Fragile Like A BOMB!"$ 1 gold, 50 silver

"Dream Big" Flamingo Floaty Set
Brynzi's got BIG Dreams, and so should you! But she ain't all business - she knows a thing or two about summer fun! This tank and shorts set features a fun flamingo floaty with the classic BB Bomb! This stylish set can function as leisurewear when you're out on the town and is comfortable enough to wear as pajamas! Dream big!$ 2 gold

Our Bomb Babes are hard at work making sure you've got access to the newest photos, trendiest accessories, and most delectable treats ya can get ya hands on!
We won't gaslight-gatekeep-girlboss these products from you, BIG BOMBS is here to make sure you're always puttin' ya most glamourous self into the world, and havin' fun doin it!

Bomb Babe Pin-ups!
Take these pictures, they'll last longer!
Bring home a pin-up of ya favorite Bomb Babe today, available in three sizes wit your choice of optional signature from the Babes themselves!

Post card 6×11"
(small, discreet)
$ 20 silverLetter 8.5×11"
(hide in a book or frame and display size)
$ 75 silverWall poster 16×20"
(for the workshop or proud Pin-up collector)
$ 1 goldALL SIZES CAN BE SIGNED FOR +50 SILVER!!Contact us with inquiries about additional pin-ups from even more of our Bomb Babes!

Clutch Bags of Holding
Designer handbags, the perfect slice of luxury high class fashion meets arcane magic, attuned to the owners hand alone to enter. Stores as much makeup, coin, or items you need inside!Available in your choice of Zhevra or Plainsland Cheetah print with pink leather accent panels, or a sleek and fashionable Crocolisk leather!
$ 40 gold (all styles)

Glamcakes
Delicious luxury cupcakes, gorgeous ta both tha eye and taste buds. Using only tha finest ingredients ta give ya mouth an experience of decadence!

• Lemon Raspberry
Light and airy lemon sponge, white chocolate buttercream, raspberry cream center, topped with a square of white chocolate and fresh raspberries
• Toffee Popcorn
Caramel cupcake, vanilla buttercream, salted caramel center, topped with crunchy toffee popcorn & drizzled in caramel
• Chocolate Pretzel
Rich chocolate cupcake, salted caramel buttercream, salted caramel center, topped with a salted pretzel & drizzled in chocolate and caramel
• Cookie Dough
Rich chocolate cupcake, chocolate buttercream, cookie dough center, drizzled in caramel and vanilla cream icing

$ 50 silver each
Bundle of 4: 1 gold, 50 silver!